With Friends Like This…

Just emptying out the psychic sock drawer:

If there is merit to the traditional view that “birds of a feather flock together,” then owners of professional sports teams might ditch their extensive psycho-social questionnaires in favor of simply asking a would be draftee, “Who is your best friend?”

Vince Young, the highly touted star at Texas openly admits that the infamous “Pac Man” Jones is his best buddy. Since entering the NFL, Young is better known for walking out on his team and blaming his coach for his own poor play than he is for throwing touchdown passes.

The Wizards owner might want to grab the defibulator after learning that the newest Wizard, the number 1 pick in this year’s NBA draft, John Wall, claims that Gilbert Arenas is his closest chum. Gilbert, aka “Agent Zero,” just spent 3 months in the Big House for bringing guns into his team’s locker room and then lying about it to investigators.

I don’t want to be mean-spirited, but if Joe Stalin is your Facebook friend, I don’t want to go Christmas carolling with either of you …


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